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Habitual behavior
Mary Ellen and I have been happy together for so long that we sometimes forget how much we annoy each other, so on the trip back home from our recent vacation, it was time catch up on our bad habits.

For example, I told Mary Ellen that she is a relentless pointer. She points at everything. "See that pretty house," she'll say, and then she points at it; or, look at that sunset (she points, like I don't know where the sun is); "Your turn signal is on," and then she directs her finger at the blinker. Really, is that necessary?

Monday, August 18, 2014
Keep your chin up!
Surveys show that most people hate at least one part of their body. I'm not happy with my ears, for example. I think they stick out more than they should. My wife says I'm crazy and to be that obsessed with my own looks makes me appear very elfish. I think she meant selfish. Freud wasn't all wrong.
Monday, July 28, 2014
What a trip!
My wife is planning a very exciting vacation to celebrate our 35th wedding anniversary. This was a big surprise to me. Not the vacation part, but the 35 years. I thought it was 34. Right now she is on the back porch, the patio table stacked high with books and brochures, notepad in hand, as she prepares for her next Internet search. She has made me look at photos and videos of Rome, Venice, Marseille and Monaco. I'm not sure why we are even going. I've already seen everything I want to see. Plus, I'm taking her to Olive Garden tonight. Are women ever satisfied?
Monday, July 21, 2014
Please go away
My wife is planning our summer vacation, which we will take in the fall. We took our spring vacation this summer. We got behind in 1984 and still haven't caught up. I don't have much input into the planning of these trips, but Mary Ellen did assign me an article to read in ShopSmart magazine:
Monday, July 14, 2014
MUM MUM
If my grandmother were alive today, she would be 125, and she would still, no doubt, be walking around in her six-inch-high heels, the ones she asked to be buried in-and she'd have a Marlboro in her fingers. She demanded to be called Mum Mum because the term "grandma" suggested an older woman. That wasn't going to work.
Wednesday, July 2, 2014


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