Dick Wolfsie
Room For Improvement
We just got back from Washington DC. I was there for a reunion with old college friends who I worked with on The Hatchet, our award-winning newspaper back in the…
Read MoreSpear Fishing
Did you know that when you prepare asparagus you probably make 12 mistakes? Hold on a few minutes while I explain why I am asking this question. I have an…
Read MoreDon’t Bury The Hatchet
Recently in this column I admitted that the last thing I wanted to do was to attend Mary Ellen’s 50th college reunion. Now, I have my own reunion coming up.…
Read MoreWORD PERFECT!!
I have been lecturing my adult son recently on how much time he spends playing video games. I don’t think he was listening, so next time I’ll wait until he…
Read MoreProof Negative…
I am sad to report that my editor and proofreader, Heidi, has decided to retire. She has been correcting me for 22 years. Only my wife has beaten her record.…
Read MoreNOT FUNNY YOU SHOULD SAY THAT!
I think I just read some great news. But I’m not positive how to process the information. Here’s the headline: EXPERT SAYS DAD’S TERRIBLE JOKES ARE GREAT FOR CHILD DEVELOPMENT…
Read MoreThat’s Holy Business
BAGELS ARE ONE OF AMERCA’S MOST DANGEROUS FOODS That headline was the title of an article I read on an app called SmartNews. The story makes it clear that if…
Read MorePhotographic Memory
Returning from our vacation in the Virgin Islands last month, I sent my digital camera through the scanner at the airport. Then I forgot to retrieve it from the tray…
Read MoreDick’s Odd Numbers
After my 76th birthday this past week, I decided to let it all out. It’s about time people know who I really am. Here are just some of my peculiarities…
Read MoreAnd The Survey Says…
At first glance, it seemed like a pretty good deal. Enjoy a complimentary $25.00 gift card from one of the local supermarkets. All it required was answering a few questions…
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