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Graduation Day for Windy Wilson
“Before we begin our regular commencement tonight,” said combined elementary/high school principal Jim Albertson, “we have a special award to present. Will Windy Wilson please come up here on the…
Read MoreThe Meeting Windy Didn’t Get Invited to
Windy’s friends and neighbors started the day off as usual, smiles and waves to each other. But then a change occurred when they heard the first announcement on the Gates…
Read MoreMarvin Hasn’t Lost His Mind
It was just one of those things. It didn’t really mean Marvin Pincus had lost his mind. Consider this yourself for a minute. Marvin had opened the mail that morning…
Read MoreLicensed to Death
“Well that about tears it!” said Steve, twitching his walrus moustache. “How do they expect a guy to get by when they tell him what to do and to send…
Read MoreThe Quiet of the Morning
There’s something so satisfying about getting out of bed when the world is still dark and quiet and resting. Making the coffee gives us time to scratch and think. Well,…
Read MoreWindy Wilson and Her Commercials
The funny little car with the speakers on the roof drove slowly down Main Street once again. “Hi folks,” came the voice of Windy Wilson. “Can you hear me okay…
Read MoreWe Don’t Think Much About Axes
These days we don’t think much about axes. They’re kinda old fashioned and they are too closely associated with manual labor for them to be very popular. It’s a shame,…
Read MoreBest April Fool’s Joke We Ever Gonna Have
“Wait a minute … wait a minute … I got it!” said Steve, our tall cowboy with the shaving brush moustache. “Here’s what we can do … just listen a…
Read MoreWe Didn’t Want Anyone Thinking We Were Truck Drivers
Steve, the cowboy on the board of directors of the Mule Barn truck stop’s philosophy counter and world dilemma think tank, swears on his coffee it happened. “Tourist guy got…
Read MoreMuch Obliged To All The Cowboy Camp Cooks You Know
There was something new in the noisy portable commercial that was Windy Wilson’s way of spreading the news around town. “Pardners and pardettes,” came the familiar voice from the Gates…
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