Tim Timmons
Hammer takes Whoopi’s side?
“Timmons, are you familiar with The View?” Seven words, albeit spoken in a voice loud as thunder, and I wondered if my heart was going to attack John Hammer and…
Read MoreTimmons updates this, that & ‘tuther
Notes found scribbled on the back of an EKG printout . . . * * * In the immortal words of Gomer Pyle, thank you, thank you, thank you! In…
Read MoreNotes found scribbled during the bombardment of Khe Sanh . . .
You know, this didn’t use to be true, but I think it’s a blanket statement that applies to a lot more of us than it used to. We love our…
Read MoreLife and other deep subjects . . .
Scattershooting about the meaning of life . . . and other deep subjects (like, why do hot dogs taste better with coney sauce . . . and why are some…
Read MoreTimmons missing in action
Tim Timmons is missing in action this week, but he must be hiding somewhere warm and out of this chilly weather because we can’t find him or his column anywhere.…
Read MoreThis, that and pondering ‘tuthers . . .
Just scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Alfred E. Neuman . . . * * * WOW, IT’S amazing how life changing a . . . life-changing event is (careful,…
Read MoreWe’re responsible for our actions . . . really
The following is a true story. Really. No one can make this stuff up. On Dec. 15, I was working on a column about New Year’s resolutions and wrote the…
Read MoreFrom Tim . . .
To all our wonderful customers, By now you are used to your favorite Montgomery County daily doing things a little bit differently. It’s been a long (and short) 17 years…
Read MoreTwas a few days before Christmas . . .
Years ago . . . OK, decades . . . I penned a parody of Clement Clarke Moore’s outstanding work, The Night Before Christmas. I was a young sports writer…
Read MoreAn unexpected Christmas call . . .
I love Christmas! From early, early memories more than 60 years ago of watching for Santa, to the year I found car keys in my sock (and a payment book),…
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