Dick Wolfsie
Mary Ellen In Jeopardy
Mary Ellen and I watch “Jeopardy,” and the other evening we discussed how Ken Jennings chats with the contestants, giving each one an open-ended question to prompt a funny or…
Read MoreDon’t Click Here, Please ***
Mary Ellen and I promised each other that during our recent vacation we would not check our emails. At dinner each night, we conversed and learned a great deal about…
Read MoreClean Sweep!
We recently bought a new vacuum cleaner. We shopped around and decided to purchase an Oreck. Two weeks later, we got this email from the company: Dear Mr. and Mrs.…
Read MoreGoodbye, Barney
I lost my best friend this week. And my business partner. Barney was 12 (or 13 or 14). I never knew his exact age. He was a street kid who…
Read MoreHave You Herd Of G.O.A.T.s?
Want to know who the G.O.A.T. is (The Greatest of All Time) for any particular endeavor? If you google G.O.A.T. for baseball announcers, there is little disagreement. Number one is…
Read MoreI’ve Got A Running Total
“Where are you?” asked my wife when she called me on my cell phone one afternoon. “I’m in Walmart,” I answered. “Oh. Are you running errands?” “No, just running…or jogging,…
Read MorePermission Has Been Granted
My church’s men’s group recently had a discussion about who was the boss in our homes. Many of the members had never thought about it and didn’t know how to…
Read More600 Words To The Wise!
MONDAY: People sometimes ask me if I can finish a column in one sitting (like I do with Denny’s Grand Slam breakfast) or if I dabble with it, like my…
Read MoreBase Behavior
Did you read the story about the father and son who attended a professional baseball game together and in the fifth inning rushed the field and beat the pulp out…
Read MoreTrash Talking Trash
When I was a kid, after dinner we cleared the table and scraped whatever was left on our plates into a kitchen garbage bag. That bag was then dumped in…
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