John Marlowe
Remembering Evan Whatshisname
Wouldn’t you know it! I’ve forgotten Evan’s last name. It really aggravates me, because Evan is very important to me. He brings me food. Every Sunday, while young parents and…
Read More2nd Best Brothers
I have three brothers, and together, we couldn’t be more different. Well, that’s not quite true. Two of us think similarly. Two of us behave similarly. Two of us react…
Read MoreBreakup on Aisle 12
I always feel like quirky things happen to me more than they happen to other people. A chance encounter this week should eliminate any doubt. I was walking casually through…
Read MoreBringing Me into the Fold
The one thing that you will not find in my underwear drawer is organization. There are no neat stacks; no neatly regimented ranks and files of folded tidy whities, ready…
Read MoreI Suspect Fowl Play
Let’s get the bad news out of the way, right off the top: Ed is dead. I am devastated. Ed came into my life unexpectedly, last Thanksgiving. The fact that…
Read MoreAlmost Never Say Always
I’m never a person big on making New Year’s resolutions. That’s probably a good thing, since it is mid-April. I always complain that my life is still in the same…
Read MoreExploring John’s ‘In-Continents’
One thing that that the hot war between Russia and Ukraine has reminded me — aside from the stupidity and savagery of human destruction, and the utter hubris of tyrants…
Read MoreCooler Heads Prevailed
Sunday night, at midnight mind you, I decided to get a head start on the grilling season. If that seems like a peculiar time to begin grilling, you’ll find the…
Read MoreRoutines Are Habit Forming
I was surprised to learn, Tuesday morning, that I was out of milk. I was quite certain that milk was on my weekly grocery list, and I was equally certain…
Read MoreA Letter To Losers
Dear Athlete, We see you out there, young man. We see you with your head cradled low. We see you daugh-ter. We see the tears collecting in your eyes, eyes…
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