Tim Timmons

Just scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to Alfred E. Neuman . . . * * * WOW, IT’S amazing how life changing a . . . life-changing event is (careful,…

The following is a true story. Really. No one can make this stuff up. On Dec. 15, I was working on a column about New Year’s resolutions and wrote the…

To all our wonderful customers, By now you are used to your favorite Montgomery County daily doing things a little bit differently. It’s been a long (and short) 17 years…

Years ago . . . OK, decades . . . I penned a parody of Clement Clarke Moore’s outstanding work, The Night Before Christmas. I was a young sports writer…

I love Christmas! From early, early memories more than 60 years ago of watching for Santa, to the year I found car keys in my sock (and a payment book),…

I remember when I was in high school, the English department added a few different courses my senior year – one of which was philosophy. I liked pondering the big…

Boy, this time of year sure can be tough on some of us. I feel like I’m always too hot because I bundled up too much or too cold because…

By Tim Timmons Tomorrow is the day we set aside to offer thanks. In a world where way too many of us focus on the negatives, perhaps we might keep…

By Tim Timmons Notes scribbled on the back of a Blood, Sweat & Tears poster . . . Why do I pull into a fast-food drive thru knowing: It will…

By Tim Timmons A couple of years ago I wrote President Trump with a few ideas and suggestions. You know, things like, oh I don’t know, stop breaking his arm…